23. Science nerd. Loves music. Watches too many movies. Reads constantly.
I’m so stressed out about the season finale of Legend of Korra that I broke out into hives. I’ve gone two weeks without any reactions and now I get hives?! I can’t take the suspense! Now I’m popping Benadryl…
You bet your testicles I’d take a titty squeeze from Gavin DeGraw!
|Boyfriend:||You notice that there are sports channels up on every tv there right? That's what I'm there for. I don't even look at the hooters.|
|Me:||I know. But I don't care for sports so I'm there for the chicken and hooters.|
|Boyfriend:||Yeah, I know you are.|
|Me:||Chicken and tits!|
|Boyfriend:||You get the breast of both worlds! *laughs at own pun*|